Monday, March 1, 2010
Meet Cross' Critters: Part IV: Flash
I may seem like any run of the mill turtle, but I have some surprising facts to share.
*I can live up to 40 years in the wild, but my life span is shorter in captivity. Thankfully, Mr. Cross keeps me in the courtyard so I feel like I'm in the wild.
*I don't have teeth, but I do have a beak to help me chew. I rarely use it though. Swallowing food whole is more fun for me--especially chewed up sandwiches dropped by Drew.
*My shell is made up of 13 different bone plates called scutes. As I grow, I shed my outermost layer and grow a larger plate underneath. Kind of like a tree, you can tell how old I am based on the rings on my scutes.
*The best things come in threes. That's why my heart has three chambers instead of four like humans. College students often use my strong ticker (well, not mine, but you know what I mean) to study the heart and its beat.
Hope you'll drop by the courtyard sometime!
~Flash, the painted turtle
"Eat, Sleep, Crawl"
www.micedonttastelikechicken.com
Coming August 2010!
Flash (PAINTED TURTLE)
My…pro….gress….is…..slow, I….plod….and….I…..trudge,
Get….me….in….the….sun, I….won’t…..want…..to…..budge.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Meet Cross' Critters: Part III: Lactose

Readers:
Red touches black, You’re okay jack,
Red touches yellow,You’re a dead fellow.
This simple rhyme helps differentiate between a harmless milk snake like Lactose and a venomous coral snake. Often found in forested regions or prairies, these nocturnal critters slither to and fro in search of a scrumptious diet of slugs, insects, earthworms, small mammals, birds, and eggs. In fact, they'll eat pretty much anything, as milk snakes are "opportunistic eaters." Like the classic joke, they're into see-food--they see food, and they eat it. This means Lactose requires a cage of his own. Place him in a cage with another snake and someone's gonna be lunch.
Milk snakes get their name from myth. Legend has it milk snakes, prone to wandering into barns, would such milk from the udders of cows. All they really want are the mice that run rampant on barn floors and the dark, cool environment barns supply. Cows can rest easy--their milk is safe.
Overall, milk snakes are docile and will only strike when threatened. A perfect reptilian pet for Mr. Cross and his band of sixth-graders!
~Scott
"Live, Learn, Teach"
www.micedonttastelikechicken.com
Mice Don't Taste Like Chicken- August 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Meet Cross' Critters: Part II: Ozzie
What can I say about Ozzie? I vividly recall days slumped over my 6th grade desk only to hear the THWAP! THWAP! TWHAP! of Ozzie's tail against the glass cage. He'd thrash in his water dish, slice with his claws, and devour a helpless mouse with his mighty jaws. His reptilian mug looked of an annoyed teenager listening to his mother spout on about breaking curfew.
But Ozzie had his softer side as well. The times you picked him up and held him just right, he never struggled or slashed. He laid in your gloved hands and for a moment you almost thought you could raise him up to your face so his tiny forked tongue could kiss your cheek.
Nile Monitors like Ozzie are found in many regions of Africa. They are excellent climbers and can run at impressive speeds (Ozzie was always a squirrelly one!) These beautiful creatures appeal to the casual pet owner when young, but the following quote best describes what that pet owner faces as "Ozzie" ages.
"Very few of the people who buy brightly-coloured baby Nile Monitors can be aware that, within a couple of years, their purchase will have turned into an enormous, ferocious carnivore, quite capable of breaking the family cat's neck with a single snap and swallowing it whole."
(Bennett, D. 1995. Little Book of Monitor Lizards, Viper Press, Aberdeen, UK)
Deep down, don't we all have a little Ozzie in us? Luckily, many of us had a Mr. Cross of our own to teach how to control the Ozzie inside.
~Scott
"Live, Learn, Teach"
www.micedonttastelikechicken.com
Ozzie (NILE MONITOR)
Like a scaly, reptilian Indiana Jones,
I’ll whip with my tail and snap at your bones,
I’m mean and ill-tempered, a terrible brute,
I suggest you steer clear.
Away with you! Scoot!
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Meet Cross' Critters: Part I: Pinkies, Fuzzies, & Hoppers
As the release of Mice Don't Taste Like Chicken approaches, it's time to introduce some of Mr. Cross' classroom critters. Today's guests are Pinkies, Fuzzies, and Hoppers.
Scott: Mr. Hopper, could you please share with our readers the difference between pinkies, fuzzies, and you?
Hopper: I'd be hoppy to! Pinkies, also called kittens, are cocktail weenie-looking babies of white mice. They earn their name from their pink color before their fur grows in. Fuzzies are pinkies with hair and a little larger size. Me, I'm so grown up I hop and race around so reaching 6th grader hands can't catch me.
Scott: How do you spend your time when you're not evading 6th grade grabbing hands?
Hopper: Chewing.....exploring......chewing.....leaving droppings.....chewing....you know, same as any other normal mouse.
Scott: Other species have names to identify males and females. What do you call a male mouse and a female mouse?
Fuzzy: Oo-oo! I know this one! I'm a boy, so I'm called a buck. My pinky sister over there is a doe. We're like miniature deer, but with much longer tails.
Scott: Does it anger you when someone picks you up by the tail like this (*scoop*)?
Fuzzy: Hey, cut it out! Put me down! You should never pick up a mouse by its tail. The end could fall off.
Scott: (*plop*) I apologize, I had no idea. One final question for today. If mice don't taste like chicken, then exactly how do they taste?
Hopper: I'll answer this one. Our people were once fried and cooked long ago to cure human ailments like smallpox, whooping cough, measles, stomachaches, and even bed-wetting. Not to mention our place on the food chain in Mr. Cross' classroom. I'll respectfully decline an answer as I want no allusions to our tastiness that we might suffer these same fates in the future.
Scott: Well, I appreciate your time. And now, if you'd please stop gnawing on the microphone, I'll bid you a good day.
Pinkies, Fuzzies, and Hoppers:
Born a blind, pink cocktail wiener,
Nothing sadder has ever been seener,
But when fuzzy I become, I scamper and hop,
Good luck trying to catch me, cause I’ll never stop!
~Scott
"Live, Learn, Teach"
www.micedonttastelikechicken.com
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
IndeDebut 2010

*Many thanks to author Lori Calabrese for creation of this article for IndeDebut 2010. Visit her website at http://loricalabrese.com/
Chances are you’ve heard of the Class of 2k10 and its predecessors. The Class of 2K was founded by Greg Fishbone in 2007 under the principal that authors can band together to make the publication journey a pleasant one. However, if you’re an author whose publisher is not listed in Children’s Writers & Illustrators Market, you’re not eligible for online marketing groups like Class of 2K10 or Authors Now! Hence, Amy Allgeyer Cook came up with the wonderful idea of Inde-Debut 2010.
Inde-Debut 2010 is a group of first-time authors who’ve joined together to spread the word about their books that hail from small presses and I’m proud to call myself a member. At a time when the book world continues to struggle economically, like other businesses, there are many small publishers redefining the business and allowing great stories to be shared.
Business Week reports, “Without the marketing muscle or resources of the large houses, small publishers have innovated in order to succesfully bring their authors to market. For one, they have created alliances with like-minded independent bookstores with fiercely loyal customers. Small houses also defray costs by publishing their book catalogs online and publicizing new releases and author events through e-mail blasts and blogs.”
The odds of getting published by a “major” publishing house are dwindling because of a failing economy. However, the odds of attracting a small publisher are improving. Inde-Debut 2010 is aware that not all small presses are created equal, which is why they caution authors to do their homework and sift through publishers to find the one right for them.
Inde-Debut 2010 books are being published by a spectrum of Small Presses across America and range from Picture Books to Middle Grade to Young Adult. Inde-Debut 2010 is proud to support these small presses that are championing new voices, focusing on niche markets, creating whole businesses by reissuing out-of-print classics, and maintaining the tradition of printing literary fiction.
Please visit Inde-Debut 2010 online at the official Inde-Debut 2010 website and join them at Facebook and Twitter.
~Scott
"Live, Learn, Teach"
www.micedonttastelikechicken.com
Sunday, November 29, 2009
If You Give a Mouse Some Milk
Happy December, Readers!
Two weeks ago, my fifth-graders finished their read aloud projects. The goal? To practice a favorite picture book out loud until they knew it forward, backward, and upside down. Then, present it to their classmates in their best reader voice with props and questions for the audience--all the things the teacher normally gets to do.
The books of Laura Numeroff, author of such favorites as If You Give a Mouse a Cookie and If You Give a Moose a Muffin, of course received several instances of airtime. A student of mine became so inspired, he put together an homage of his own. I should note that this student works with this family on an active dairy farm each day, so you'll clearly see the tie in. With mice in mind as we approach the release of Mice Don't Taste Like Chicken, enjoy this cute tale (or tail?) from a fifth-grade author we'll call A.W.
If You Give A Mouse Some Milk
by A.W.
If you give a mouse some milk,
he will want to know how it was made.
When you tell him that it was made by cows,
he will want to go see some.
When you ask your mom to drive you,
he will want to grab his note pad to take notes.
When you get to the farm,
the farmer will take him to see the cows.
On the way to the cows he will see the chickens
and want to go feed them.
When he is done feeding the chickens,
he will see the barn and run in.
When he sees the cows,
he will want to make his own clay cow.
When he is done making the clay cow,
he will see a sink in the barn.
When he sees the sink,
he will want a drink of milk.
And chances are, when he asks for a drink of milk,
he will want to go to a different farm and see a different cow.
~Scott
"Live, Learn, Teach"
www.micedonttastelikechicken.com
www.scotthbooks.com
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Blog Talk Interview w/Laurie Zieber- Robin Falls Kids- 11-23-09
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Why Birds Sing
This year I once again have a talented group of fifth grade writers. During a recent creative writing task, the students were asked to imagine an alternative explanation for why birds sing (rather than a scientific explanation). This one specifically caught my eye. I hope you enjoy it.
Why Birds Sing
I believe birds sing because they are like Martin Luther King, Jr. They have something to say that will change the world.
Seagulls sing to change the deep blue sea from pollution. The doves make a difference by making world peace. Owls sing to warn people on the street at night so people don't get hurt. Sparrows make people happy in the morning by singing a joyful song to wake them up. The eagle waits its whole life to prepare for defending our country from any group trying to take America's independence and inspire people about our country by singing "The Star Spangled Banner." The storks sing softly to babies to lull them to sleep. Penguins sing to protest against too much factory smoke and car fuel. Roadrunners sing enthusiastic songs to encourage running marathons to earn money for good causes.
Do you have a creative explanation for why birds sing? I'd love to hear it.
~Scott
"Live, Learn, Teach"
www.scotthbooks.com
www.micedonttastelikechicken.com
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Rutgers One-on-One Plus Conference
Monday, October 5, 2009
Two Unforgettable Fans
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Mice Don't Levitate- Do They?
Monday, September 7, 2009
Retention Comes in a Plethora of Ways
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Letter to the Real Mr. Cross
Readers:
I placed a letter in the mail today. A letter for a very special man--the real life Mr. Cross and the inspiration for Mice Don't Taste Like Chicken. I've included the letter below but removed certain names for privacy sake. It felt right to me that my reading audience know just what this book, and more important, this teacher means to me.
August 16, 2009
Dear Mr. *******,
It’s been almost two decades since you’ve seen my face, but I hope you remember me. I was a member of your 6th grade class during the 1991-1992 school year at ********* Elementary School. Maybe you recall “movie snacks”, your flying glasses, or Ted’s dead pets (and two shirts)? This letter has many purposes, but the main one is to communicate how you influenced my life seventeen years ago.
I’ve always enjoyed school but never to the level I did during my year in your classroom. Believe me, it wasn’t just the reptiles. Your passion for reading, your wealth of knowledge, and the range of experiences you offered us changed my perception of learning forever. You unknowingly modeled the teacher I would later strive to become.
I now teach fifth-grade in Central Bucks School District in Doylestown, PA. I also hold a Masters degree in Leadership and Liberal Studies from Duquesne University. To this day, my class’ first read aloud book is Interstellar Pig by William Sleator and I, like you did, strive to offer unique experiences for my students that change their perception of learning forever.
On top of my teaching career, I’ve become a published author with the release of my first novel, O.Y.L., in the fall of 2008. Which brings me to my reason for writing. I attended a writing workshop as a member of the Greater Lehigh Valley Writers Group in the winter of 2008. The presenter, Ann Russek, titled the workshop “Tator Tots and Technique.” She explored the many ways writers can bring their childhood school experiences to life. A seed for a story arose after multiple writing exercises. That seed, now titled Mice Don’t Taste Like Chicken, will become a published reality in the summer of 2010 through P.M. Moon Publishers.
The story is about you. In fact, it’s about all the characters in our room that year, including our scaly friends. Fiction weaves the story, but the real experience you provided is responsible for the manuscript construction. It’s my dedication to a phenomenal teacher.
I could say so much more, but I’ll keep this letter brief. My hope is that you will permit me to dedicate the book to you and perhaps accept an invitation to Pennsylvania for the book release party when the time comes (FYI…I’m thinking of holding it at the Reptile House of the Philadelphia Zoo J). In the meantime, please feel free to contact me and be on the lookout for www.micedonttastelikechicken.com.
Deepest thanks,
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Teens Rewrite Mice Don't Taste Like Chicken
“This really sucks! Why exactly did Mr. Cross give us this job again?” Jackson said. He leaned against the table next to the mouse’s cage.
“Well, we’re doing this for extra credit. Why do you have to be such a smart aleck?”
“I didn’t want to do this stupid job. I’d rather be in gym class pumping basketballs for the rest of the day.” Jackson dashed to Mr. Cross’ chair and sat down. He swung his head back and swiveled around. “You’re such a teacher’s pet, Drew.”
Drew meandered over to the cage and removed the lid. He picked up a scooper and scooped up a wad of shavings.
Jackson scooted the chair beside Drew. “I can’t believe you’re actually touching that!”
“I’m not touching it!”
Jackson grasped Drew’s wrist and sprinkled the shavings over his head. “Haha! Doodoo head!”
Drew’s eyes squinted, his face reddened and he clenched his fists. Drew flung his arm across the table. Glass shattered. His eyes glistened with tears. The blood trickled down his hand.
Jackson shrieked and sprinted across the room. Mr. Cross appeared in the doorway. Jackson collided with him and fell to the floor.
Kudos to my fantastic crew of Danielle, Isabel, Hirra, Bethany, Veronica, Sarah, Madeleine, Fiona, and Maggie! Bethany, we accomplished your goal of Drew's anger issues :) Isabel...has your face regained its color yet?
~Scott
"Live, Learn, Teach"
Monday, July 20, 2009
Hunting Prometheus
Friday, July 17, 2009
An Interview w/Whitney Childers- MDTLC Website Developer
Readers:
Allow me to introduce Whitney Childers, the woman developing the Mice Don't Taste Like Chicken website and the one you'll all send fan mail to when you see how incredible the site is! I asked Whitney to share her experiences with web development and she obliged. Enjoy!
Tell us about Glee Media.
I started my own one-woman company this year after the demise of a magazine I worked for as an associate editor in Salt Lake City. I do everything from editing, writing, web design, photography, PR/communications work, writing coaching, etc. My goal is to specialize in working with nonprofits, artists, authors, small/local businesses and people like me who don’t have an infinite budget, but need to share their message.
How many years have you developed websites, and what inspired you to begin devoting yourself to the craft?
While working as an editor, part of my job over the years was to integrate the web with content generated by our newspaper. I started out updating web sites and then taught myself how to do them from the ground up — so doing this full time is relatively new. My strength is design and helping clients present a clear message in an accessible form. I wouldn’t ever term myself a “developer.” That stuff is for the real techno geniuses. I continue to learn new things every day and when I don’t know how to do something, I seek out the answer.
What is your process for developing a vision of what a website will look like?
Sitting down at the computer and staring! And, of course, the most important part of the vision is talking with the client, understanding what their vision is, and finding a way to meet those needs and make it look great. I constantly look at other sites, design, and art books to generate ideas. I tend to stay up late and the best ideas always come at about midnight.
What are some websites you admire and use as models? Why?
I admire different sites for different reasons. I love the NY Times because I don’t have to pay for stories, for example. I also regularly visit coolhomepages.com. It’s a great resource to see what other designers are coming up with – from edgy to sweet.
Tell us about your favorite project you designed.
Of course it’s always the one I’m currently working on! I love working on my site – which is ironic because it isn’t live yet because I’m so busy with other work.
What are some highlights of working on the Mice Don’t Taste Like Chicken project?
The fact that animals, particularly reptiles, are so integrated in the story and design is what’s most interesting to me. I’ve spent hours looking at snake, gecko, turtle, and toad photos to find the right fit. Toads do creep me out a bit, but I’m coming around… Plus, it’s way more fun and fulfilling to work on a project that promotes good writing and creativity — especially for kids.
When you’re not creating incredible websites, how do you spend your free time?
Incredible? I need to hire you as my publicist! Ok, well I have a spunky 2 year-old son, a great husband, and dedicated dog. We spend a lot of time in the mountains hiking, biking, camping, and skiing.
Any advice for readers interested in web development?
• Start simple.
• Prepare to always be learning — you never know everything.
• Listen to your clients.
• It always takes longer to do a project than you think it will.
If you have any questions, Whitney is happy to answer them. Feel free to e mail her at wchildersmedia@gmail.com Look for www.micedonttastelikechicken.com, going live in August/September 2009.
~Scott
"Live, Learn, Teach"